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These are the list of quotes by or related to Jack Marston.
Combat
- "I'm John Marston's boy!"
- (Fist fighting) "Jack Marston, remember it!"
- "My ma would turn in her grave".
- (After killing someone) "Guess I didn't like the way you look"
- "Go ahead! I got nothin' to live for anyway!"
- "Aw, c'mon fellas, I'm just a kid!"
- (After killing someone) "Not bad for a youngster!"
- "This ain't gonna end well, friend."
- (In Mexico) "Give it up, amigo!"
- "Remember the name Marston?"
- "My Pa knew Landon Ricketts, friend!"
- "I grew up with gunslingers, partner!"
- "I'm sending you straight to hell!"
- "Somebody taught me well!"
- (Being attacked by a dog/wolf) "I dont want yer Rabies!"
- (After killing someone) "You've gone and got yourself killed, friend."
- "I'm John Marston - Jr."
- "When you meet my pa in hell, tell him I said hi"
- "Now do you believe I'm a Marston?"
- "You're a Joke!"
- (In Mexico) "So much for my Mexican vacation!"
- (After killing someone) "This is one of those life or death moments, my friend."
- (In Mexico) "You're gonna be muerto"
- (After killing someone) "Yep, I'm a Marston alright."
- (After killing an animal) "I love natural selection!"
- (After killing a sheriff) "I hate lawmen more than anything!"
- (After killing a sheriff) "Y'all killed my Pa!"
- (After killing a sheriff) "This one's for you Pa."
- (While shooting on/killing animals) "I used to love animals."
- (After killing an animal) "If Pa could see me now."
- (Killing/shooting animal) "Bullseye!"
- (After killing someone in dead eye) "Did you see that?!
- (While shooting someone with a machine gun) "Die!"
- (After killing someone) "Watch and learn!"
- (After killing someone) "I'm a Marston, fool!"
- (After killing someone in Dead Eye) "You don't learn that in school."
- (After killing someone in Dead Eye) "Landon Ricketts eat your heart out."
- (After killing someone in Dead Eye) "I could do that in my sleep!"
- "You gonna shoot me or not?"
- (After killing someone in Dead Eye) "Down they go!"
- (After throwing a fire bottle) "They want a hoodlum, I'll give them a hoodlum!"
- (Throwing fire bottle) "Ah, why not!"
- "This is where you die, Mister!"
- (After killing a lawman with low honor) "I'm doing the people a favor"
- (Fighting Mexican gangs;After killing a member of a Mexican gang) "How do you say corpse in Spanish?"
Dueling
- "I'm gonna enjoy killing you."
- "I can't wait to kill you."
- "Hope you can back that up, partner."
- "You talk some big words, mister."
- "Those are big words, my friend."
- "It would be my pleasure."
- "You're gonna regret this."
Skinning
- "Let me take your coat, madam."
- "Ugh. This one reeks."
- "Now for the nasty part."
- (When skinning a horse) "This what I've become? A horse killer?"
- "Should be able to sell this..."
- "This should fetch a good price."
- "Just like you showed me, pa!"
- "And pa said I wasn't a hunter!"
Treasure
- "Jack's gettin' an automobile!"
- "Oh my good lord!"
- "I don't believe it!"
- "Haha! I'm rich!"
- "What do we got here?"
Riding
- "Work, ya damn nag!"
- "C'mon! Faster!"
- "Let's slow down."
- "Faster! Faster!"
- "Let's go! Let's go!"
- "Let's go!"
- "Easy, boy! Great."
- "Whoa whoa whoa, whoa."
- "Yihaa!"
- "Stop dilly-dallyin' and work!"
- "Whoa, boy! Easy!"
- "Come on, ya dumb nag, work!"
- "Run!"
- "Well done! Easy!"
- "Faster!"
- "Whoa!"
- "C'mon!"
- "C'mon, slow down!"
- "Gitty Up"
- "Slow up now."
- "Slow down, goooooooooooood"
- "Let's get going!"
Shopping
- "Only the best, sir."
- "That'll keep me going."
- "That'll do me for now."
- "Thank you very much."
- "That's about it."
- "That's all I got."
- "Its nice to have a little money in the pocket".
- "I wish I had more for you."
- "I can't buy the whole store"
Putting hogtied person on horse
- "I'll try to ride slow."
- "You comfortable?"
- "Horse, meet idiot."
- "It's the only way to travel."
- "Stay there and don't annoy the horse."
- "Ah! Thank God for that!"
- "Enjoy the ride."
- "We're going on a little journey."
- "I'm gonna enjoy this!"
- "You'll enjoy this. I promise"
- "Don't fall off now."
- "You're going on a little ride."
- "Agh! You got someone else in there?"
- "It's gonna be a bumpy ride."
Greeting Mexican NPCs
- "Uhh... Hola. Sorry, no hablo español."
- (hesitantly) "Si, buenos señor."
- (hesitantly) "Si, hola hombre."
- (hesitantly) "Como son señora."
- "Hola lady"
Miscellaneous
- "Somethin' don't feel right here..."
- (When running out of ammo)"I thought I had more than that".
- "Man, this place is deserted..."
- "Where is everybody?"
- "Think I read about that in a book once."
- "'Course, Pa. Everyone knows about that."
- "That was fun. Can we do it again?"
- "(When bumping into a lawman with low honor) "Oh look, another dumb lawman."
- (Bumping into a lawman with low honor) " I wish I could say that was a mistake."
- (Talking to a lawman with low honor) "Why don't you shove that badge up your ass, see if it makes you smile!"
- (Talking to a lawman with low honor) "Oooh, look at the big bad lawman!"
- "I better get inside." (When raining)
- "Always rains when you don't want it to." (When raining)
- "Oh, come on!" (When raining)
- "Try flyin' now". (After shooting a bird)
- (After committing a crime) "What have I become?"
- "Bye, birdie!" (After shooting a bird)
- (Using melee knife against aggressive animals) "I feel like a Musketeer!"
- (Using melee knife against aggressive animals) "I'm gonna skin you like an elk!"
- "Oh God!" (If shoved by John Marston when you head home to see your family)
- (When someone folds while playing poker) "Someone forget to bring their balls."
- "Sorry, my feathered friend." (After shooting a bird)
- "Come down here." (After shooting a bird)
- (When killing a horse) "Why the long face? Heh heh."
- "You think I care about the law?"
- (After killing a dog) "Aw, I'm sorry boy."
- (After killing a dog) "I guess I just miss Rufus."
- "I don't need any crotchrot right now, Thanks!"
- "You're doin' terrible things to my hormones, miss!"
- "You're a picture of masculinity, ma'am."
- "You got me feeling all funny inside"
- "You must've been in your prime when I was only knee high."
- "You'd better have a personality."
- "I'd give anything to be that petticoat right now."
- "What do you say you and me? I've always liked an older woman."
- "I could bring a smile to your face."
- "You taught me well Pa"
- (When bumping into a female NPC) "Stupid woman!"
- (When bumping into a female NPC) "My apologizes, ma'am."
- (When stealing a mount/cart) "Sorry, friend. My father was a killer, nothing more!."
- (When lassoing someone) "I just wanna talk!"
- (When shooting a man attacking a prostitute) "Stop that! Get away from her!"
- (Shooting a horse) "I used to love animals."
- (With low honor) "My God! Your father must've beaten you!"
- (After killing a dog) "That didn't feel good."
- (When getting to a mounted gun) "This is gonna be fun!"
- (Hitting someone with a gun) "I'm gonna teach you a lesson about looking out!"
- (When slitting the throat of a hogtied person) "Sorry. I was raised bad."
- (When slitting the throat of a hogtied person) "It's kill or be killed, friend."
- (When slitting the throat of a hogtied person) "I had a bad role model."
- (When slitting the throat of a hogtied woman) "I wasn't always like this, miss."
- (When slitting the throat of a hogtied person) "Who's next?"
- (When slitting the throat of a hogtied person) "I guess I am my father's son."
- (Hogtying a woman) "And they say romance is dead."
- (Bumping into NPC) "Sorry! I was miles away!"
- (Failing mission) "That was NEVER gonna work!"
- (Lassoing someone) "How do you like that?"
- (Manning a Cannon) "I never had any toys as a kid."
Paying Bounties
- "Name's Marston, Jack, not John."
- "This is to clear my name."
- "Maybe now I can do my business without the law chasin' me."
- "I'm here to clean my record."
Looting Bodies
- (When looting a woman) "I'm so sorry miss."
- (When looting a woman) "What have I become?"
- (When looting a woman) "There goes the last of my innocence".
- "Might as well be me mister."
- (When looting a woman) "No wonder I'm alone."
- "What have you got for me?"
- "It's no wonder I've got problems..."
- "Just a quick look."
- "You won't be needing this."
- "I'm sorry, mister."
- "Hmm. Let's see."
Talking to prostitutes
- "I'm trying to be a good boy, miss".
- "I don't need to pay for it, lady."
- "I'll pay for it when I'm old!"
- "I really wasn't raised this way, ma'am".
- "My mama would turn in her grave".
- (When speaking to a prostitute with low honor) "They tell me I'm at my sexual peak, sweetheart."
- "You're doing terrible things to my hormones, miss."
Going After Bounty Targets
- "Sergio Abelda, I've come to collect on the bounty!"
- "Show yourself, Winkler!"
- "Are you gonna come quietly, Honovi?/Dakota?/Ralph?"
- "You're coming with me, Dale!"
- "Americus Roe, I know you're here!"
- "End of the line, Ramiro!"
- "You know why I'm here, Mo!"
- "I've come for you, Artiz!
Taunts
- "You call yourself a man?"
- "You're one pitiful excuse for a man."
- "You ever been beaten by a teenager before?"
- "I don't whether to call you mister or misses."
- "Are you always this stupid? We're making a special effort today."
- "Why don't you just walk away mister."
- "Must be hard being you mister."
- "You got one of those annoyoing faces, now move before it annoy's me anymore."
- "You're an embarrassment to mankind."
- "Does your mama know you're out this late?"
- "Hahaha Did your ma drop you on your head when you was a baby?"
- "I might be young but I know a fake when I see one."
- "Hahaha Don't be scared mister I won't hurt you."
- "Don't they have special homes for people like you these days?"
- "I could drop you with one hand behind my back."
- "I bet even the whores turned you down."
- "Look at this the circus is in town."
- "Boy you must be one happy man."
- "Your wife must be one ugly woman."
- "My God! Your father must have beaten you."
- "You know who my father was?"
- "I'm a Marston, Damnit!"