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Charlie Sheen's Angels is a Red Dead Redemption posse.
About the posse
Charlie Sheen's Angels formed similar to how other posses are formed: bad bets at drunken bear orgies. Our posse doesn't take any prisoners. Women, children, minorities, Mormons; everyone's fair game. We only abide by one rule: Do on to others as you would like them to do on to you. We really want people to rape and pillage us.
Joining the posse
Joining Charlie Sheen's Angels is a vigorous and lengthy process. Out of the millions of yearly applications, only a select few have what it takes to be part of the posse. If for some reason you are accepted into our posse, you must complete the following tasks:
1. Attain three Blood Diamonds in war torn Central Africa. Leonardo DiCaprio must be present at all times.
2. Kill and skin 18 grizzly bears. In real life.
3. And finally, you must bring back Arrested Development because goddammnit, I miss that show.
If you complete all three of these tasks, you have proven you are worthy of joining the legendary Charlie Sheen's Angels.
- Glorious Eternal President: VladimirLenin17
- General Secretary: Carlos Estevez
- Cabin Boy: Han Solo
- Latrine Operator: Anger Wolf
- Wilderness Guide: Jesus